So I had my first appointment with my new doctor yesterday.  She looks...young.  Like, younger than me.  But she handled herself very professionally so it was all good.  Poor woman, she had to inspect my rectum, and frankly, I think she got the worse end of it (budum ching).

Anyways, she's doing the basic checkup, listening to me breathe, asking me questions, etc.  She asks, "ever feel your heart racing?  Shortness or lack of breath?"  Basically asking if I ever get panic attacks.  My response?  "Not since I graduated."

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.  Try the veal.

If she weren't married to another doctor at that clinic I totally would've pulled out something like "only the first moment I saw you".  Would that have been smoooooove or what?  ANSWER ME.

Edit to add in this link to a very strange and awesome blog.